Sunday, 23 February 2025

New starter has no idea what the fuck anyone talking about in meeting

Just stare blankly and nod

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Brisbane – Elated as his new role as Logistics Manager Mr. Derek Miller thought it was his dream job. With working from home 3 days a week, to commuting 15 mins to the office to team lunches every Friday Mr. Miller thought he had it made.

Then it came time for the first weekly team meet in his new role. His profound smugness and sense of satisfaction soon got lost between the acronyms that started flying around in the meeting. Within minutes it became clear that he was out of his depth with terms being used he’s never heard of before.

When asked whether he had any insights into a certain topic Mr. Miller replied with not at the moment and proceeded to write ‘help’ in his notebook.

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