BRISBANE – One week into her new tenure as CEO Mrs. Rachel Evans announced her ambitious plans to take all the hard work the previous CEO accomplished and to turn it on its head.
Fronting the boardroom Mrs. Evans told the regional directors that starting immediately they can expect things to change around here. First up is plans to scale productivity while simultaneously streamlining efficiencies and trimming the fat. What was once known as a business that strived for happy customers and happy staff will be a thing of the past, with a 15% reduction in headcount and mandatory 80% of the working week spent in the office. Its product will be rushed out and cheaper labour used where possible.
Upon the release of the press statement company shares rose by 7 percent.
Reports state Mrs. Evans cites Elon Musk as a business influence.