PERTH – After a particularly warm and sunny weekend office manager Diane Miller received a text from Ben at 9:08am on Monday morning stating he felt sick and will take the day off. Again.
Noting that the previous week Ben said he had big plans for the weekend, and corroborating Snapchats and Insta stories confirmed that Ben socialised since Friday night, taking in the local wine bar scene in Fremantle before going to a dance party where he posted videos of him dancing as the sun came up.
Ben’s Sunday Snapchats saw him on a rooftop bar at 2pm with rather large pupils and a cocktail in hand.
‘Ben seems to get sick an awful lot, and it’s usually pretty bad on weekends because he’s always taking Mondays off. He should see a doctor or gastroenterologist, said Mrs. Miller.